Aubergine - Live

by Marnanel

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Be warned: this song is obscene. It was the last song in my slot and the audience were drunk, so I figured I'd leave them laughing.

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I love a good aubergine (really I do)
Whether fried up in breadcrumbs
Or boiled in a stew
But uses in cooking are clearly inferior
To the fun you can have when it's up your posterior

So...
Bugger me with an aubergine
Bugger me with an aubergine
Just grease it up with vaseline
and bugger me with an aubergine.

Alternative vegetable products I've tried
have the wrong sort of features for fitting inside
The parsnips are pointy
The celery breaks
And who has the room that a cauliflower takes?

So...
Bugger me with an aubergine
Yes, this evening, Josephine!
Just grease it up with margarine
and bugger me with an aubergine.

There's fun and excitement that everyone loves
when the aubergine's clutched in your marigold gloves
Just think of the joy that I'm sure will be mine
When the aubergine goes where the sun doesn't shine

So...
Bugger me with an aubergine
Just make sure it's nice and clean
Just grease it up with Mr Sheen
and bugger me with an aubergine.

Bugger me with an aubergine
Bugger me with an aubergine
Just grease it up with vaseline
and bugger me with an aubergine.

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released October 15, 2017

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Marnanel Salford, UK

The dreams I plant in someone's mind may bloom as hope for humankind.

I write stories, and poems, and songs. I would like to be Jake Thackray when I grow up.

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